Here is my first bathroom-related email, sent two days ago:
To whoever urinated down the front of the women's staff toilet and failed to clean it up...
Greetings, ladies (gentlemen, you may stop reading now unless you used the ladies' staff bathroom this afternoon),
I regret that I find myself having to write another email in which I have to mention something that should not ever have to be mentioned among adults. But this is something that I feel compelled to mention merely because it was so alarming for me to stumble upon in a staff bathroom.This afternoon at approximately 1:55 (I know the time because I was about to make my way to the 2PM staff meeting), I went into the women's staff bathroom to conduct some business when I discovered that someone had urinated down the front of the toilet and onto the floor.I understand that we all get in a hurry sometimes to do our business in the lavatory so that we can get back to work, but this kind of expeditiousness is completely unnecessary and, frankly, not in any way efficient or hygienic.You: urinated quickly and haphazardly.I: scrubbed your urine (with the Clorox wipes that were on the shelf in front of the toilet that you could have easily used yourself) off of the toilet seat, the entire front of the porcelain base and the floor (including the grout in between the tiles because it had seeped into and had stained). You. Are. Welcome.As with past incidents, I do not care to know who you are. I only hope that you will take more care in the future.Regards,