Wednesday, April 30, 2008

I'll shank you like a jail house snitch...

MySpace conversation with my friend’s son: Date: Apr 29, 2008 5:23 AM

Me: A giraffe claiming to be a good friend of yours has requested me as a friend. Is this guy for real? I mean, he's like, a giraffe...

Super Z: yeah he's one of my friends on here...lol

(I continued to debate whether or not to add Giraffe Kid to my friend’s list and chose to sleep on it. By the next afternoon, I decided to add Giraffe Kid as a friend, but the friend request was gone from my inbox).

Me: What happened to giraffe kid? I want giraffe kid back!!!

Super Z: giraffe kid. is no more. =[

Me: I'm sorry Super Z. I just can't accept that. Somebody better bring the giraffe kid back, and bring him back quick (Lots of implied danger).

2 comments:

Eric Wright said...

"This", all of this is why myspace scares the bejeezus out of me. Talking giraffes, people feeling stabby and kids on computers. They all give me nightmares.

Good luck with finding your giraffe friend

Carol said...

Yeah, it's pretty bad when someone like me is threatening to shank a fifteen year old kid over a freakin' giraffe...no one ever returned the giraffe kid...you should've seen him.